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Revision as of 05:54, 15 June 2014
Fun!
The Montgomery iGEM species. What an enigma.
The Montgomery iGEM team species can often be found gathered in a mystical place called the "library", with their textbooks opened but not actually reading what's in them. Despite the rule banning food and drinks in the library, these young delinquents secretly munch on delectable snacks in there.
In their free time, the members of the Montgomery iGEM species can be found doing various activities. Among such things are not doing homework, procrastinating, watching Sherlock, Korean dramas, or anime. Of course, they find science equally entertaining and intriguing. They also find much pleasure in carrying out normal human behavior such as eating (something sweet) and sleeping (more than 6 hours when they are lucky). Researchers still cannot understand how these creatures can function with an average of only 5 hours of sleep...
The Montgomery iGEM is a voracious species. Certain members can be found eating all throughout the day. They mostly prey on junk food, such as the Cheetos Fantastix: Chili Cheese and kettlecorn popcorn. On rare occasions, such as birthdays, when the members are feeling particularly productive, they bake and feast on homemade brownies and macaroons.
The majority of members of the Montgomery iGEM species participates in track and field. Although this activity results in shin splints and unfashionable sock tans, they still continue to do track. Why they would suffer through countless hours of workouts and abs is still a mystery to researchers...
This past May, the species was traumatized by a plague known as the APs. After the AP plague, a few of the members were infected with a disease called senioritis. Symptoms of senioritis include prolonged daytime naps, indifference, and severe procrastination. The average amount of time spent watching TV increases by 200% for those unfortunate enough to be infected. Consumption rate also increases immensely, and body fat to muscle ratio becomes just tragically large.
All in all, the Montgomery iGEM species can be characterized as docile, amicable creatures that revel in the fact that science can better their lives. They may sometimes steal your chips and fries, but other than that, they are pretty much harmless (this is an extremely broad generalization, so please note that there are exceptions). They are an intelligent group of creatures (again, this is a generalization). Perhaps one day, they will be able to genetically alter their brains to actually do well on tests.